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HAPPY SWAT KATS THANKSGIVING

My attempt at being funny. Have a great turkey day for those it applies too.

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Just Joking Around!

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 2:51 PM
Here's something my daughter found that should keep you laughing through the holidays:

*If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?

*You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake!

* People will believe anything if you whisper it!

*No one dies a virgin, life screws us all.

*There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

*No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.

*A girl phone me and said.....'come on over there's nobody home.' I went over....Nobody was home!

*Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered........where the hell is my ceiling!

*You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is....'never try'.

*Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

*Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.

  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: silence
  • Reading: my mail
  • Watching: DA at the moment.

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  • Current Residence: Washington State
  • Interests: Writing, reading, cats
  • Favourite band or musician: Bolton, Lightfoot, Elton John, Enya, etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: celtic, new age, rock, violins, piano
  • Favourite artist: Darksevern, livingangel184,kalei-chan
  • Favourite poet or writer: Christine Feehan, Laurell Hamilton
  • Favourite cartoon character: Commander Feral

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:iconukz:
Thank you for the fav.

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:iconulyferal:
You're welcome.

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:iconstancymckatt:
Thanks for adding my painting to your collection :)
:iconulyferal:
You're welcome!

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:iconnolandis:
hey there :D

how ye doing? thank you very much for the recent favs :hug:....a big one :)
:iconulyferal:
You're welcome. Making significant progress in writing lately. Yeah!!

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:iconnolandis:
yeah I read one or two of your fics and they are really great! keep on with that, wanna read more :eager:
:iconkira73:
Thanks for the fave on Denial. :tighthug:

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:iconulyferal:
You're welcome!

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:iconnolandis:
hi there :)

a biiiiiiig hug for the many many favs :) Thank you very much, I´m glad you like my art :hug: :heart:

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